Things Could Be a Lot Worse

June 12, 2007 |

I no longer have to attend “churches” like this one, and if I go to Confession frequently and faithfully and sincerely do all of my Penances, perhaps I never will again.


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  1. thedivinelamp on June 12, 2007 2:27 pm

    I left this comment on the site:

    Doctor Spock of the Starship Enterprise died for you, to save you from bondage to Klingons and death.

    That explains why the cross lacks a corpus; he was beamed up by Scottie at the command of Captain James T Kirk.

    Let him who has pointed ears to hear, hear!

    The meteorite altar is a sign that Doctor Spock was part alien, and part human; a fact absolutely essential for understanding the great sacrament:

    “Captain Kirk gives you the true bread from heaven. For the bread of Kirk is that which was beamed down from heaven and gives life to the world…I am the living bread that was beamed down from heaven; whoever eats this bread will live long and prosper forever; and the bread I will give is my carbon based life form for the life of the world…Amen, amen, I say to you, unless you eat the carbon based life form of the second in command, you cannot live long and prosper. Whoever eats my carbon based life form, him I will beam up on the last day.” (see John 6 Inter-Stellar Version)

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